Harvinder, Slap These Persons Too!
Now that slapping ministers and others in the limelight is becoming fashionable and it goes unpunished, I feel emboldened to declare a list of persons whom I would like to slap.
A slap with a thud to Jitendra Awhad and others for setting many wrong precedents in public life and for causing public nuisance.
A hard slap to Rahul Gandhi for making indiscreet remarks not once but twice!
And a gentle tap to Kiran Bedi on her cheeks [one must show some consideration to ladies] for defending the indefensible. And to Mayawati for …..you know what!
A slap to Harvinder Singh, the man who slapped Sukhram and Sharad Pawar for not slapping Laloo Prasad. He seems to prefer persons whose names begin with ‘S.’ Did you get me?
And slaps to Paes and Bhupati for constantly quarrelling instead of playing good tennis.
And two hard ones to Vinod Kambli for keeping quiet so long……
And I am not sure whether I should slap Ratan Tata for making a farce of the successor selection process, there is some honesty and some timidity.
A pappi also to Anna Hazare for asking ‘Only one slap?’ after hearing the news of the assault on Pawar; and a hard slap for condemning the attack thereafter, and for being more political and not authentic!
And finally one hard one to myself for not slapping these people.
Vivek
loved it sir!
Really nice sir:-). The list can be endless…
Politics is like tennis in this land,
To play it, the game you must understand,
Although politics is crap,
Sometimes you even get a slap,
Wait. That was just a forehand and backhand….
loved the post!
and loved UK's couplet 🙂
tash tash tash tash tash – 5 tashes out of 5 like 5 stars
wonderfully written sir! crisp and tight!
Fullly with you!! Let the slapping begin. And may I suggest some of our esteemed media channel personalities too!!
Vivek you got guts and presence of mind about refraining expansion of "S"….. it would have resulted in a civil war (of words)
One slap for nehru to introduce the Universal Adult Suffrage, and thereby taking the country to dogs(politicians, corrupt corporates, and etc)
Excellent one Vivek. 🙂 I think all of them need to be sent to Saudi for 1000 of the best.
LOL!
Those tools should be kept sharp. They cost too much.